Reasons to re-enlist in the military

If these can't keep you in... nothing will!!

Being a personal servant (that's basically all I am) to any one of the 300 thousand people in the military who out-rank me.

Being an adult and having somebody inspect me everyday to make sure I put my clothes on properly, and put my shoes on the right feet.

Without the military’s influence and good teaching, I would never have realized that you can sweep water with a broom for hours every time it rains.

There just aren’t that many jobs out there where you can rest assured that everyone you work for is just waiting to screw you over any way they possibly can.

Because no matter how much I hate my job, I have to respectfully request to get a different one. Event then it is only if my "chain of command" permits.

I hate good food

I hate spending time with your family

Oh, look...There's the boss. We better all stand at attention until he tells us we can move. Do they do that in the civilian world too?

I want to work somewhere that has total control of my paycheck so that they can take half if I mess up.

Where else can you pay taxes to pay your own paycheck?

You take an oath to support and defend the Constitution, and after that the Constitution doesn't even apply to you.

Because if you've had enough military #### for one lifetime and you want to quit, you can rest assured that the military will do everything it can to screw you over for the rest of your life.

IN what other job can you do things NOT the RIGHT WAY, but the "MILITARY WAY"?

Who really wants to have any control over their life anyway?????

*Disclaimer- my opinion is not grounds for being able to conduct your own but honestly if you only knew....